Kajiven

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A stupid way to say something stupid happened to someone else.
Kajiven, that guy got hit by a bus.
Kajiven, my mom fell into a cake.
Kajiven, the dog ate my homework.
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Like when you’re too lazy to say what really happened.
Kajiven, my brother got stuck in a toilet.
Kajiven, my sister cried on a pizza.
Kajiven, my dad fell into a pool of soda.
3
A way to make everything sound worse than it really is.
Kajiven, the cat bit my finger.
Kajiven, my mom yelled at the TV.
Kajiven, my dog pooped on the rug.
4
The worst way to describe someone’s bad day.
Kajiven, my friend got grounded.
Kajiven, my brother got a bad grade.
Kajiven, my sister got lost in the mall.
5
A stupid phrase people use when they’re too tired to think.
Kajiven, my dog chased a car.
Kajiven, my brother fell out of a tree.
Kajiven, my dad yelled at the mailman.
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What you say when you’re too lazy to explain the whole thing.
Kajiven, my dog ate my shoes.
Kajiven, my sister got a haircut.
Kajiven, my dad got stuck in the elevator.
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