kajillionaire

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A kajillionaire is someone so rich they think money grows on trees and they’re the ones planting the seeds.

My cousin is a kajillionaire. He buys islands just for fun and eats caviar for breakfast.

My mom said I’m not a kajillionaire, but I still bought her a diamond necklace with my allowance.

That guy in the DMs said he’s a kajillionaire. I said, 'Prove it.' He sent me a Lamborghini. I still don’t believe him.

A kajillionaire is a person who has so much money, they don’t know what to do with it, so they throw it at people.

My uncle is a kajillionaire. He threw a hundred bucks at me just to see if I’d catch it.

My friend is a kajillionaire. He threw a pizza at me and it landed in my mouth.

That guy in the park is a kajillionaire. He threw a whole bag of money at a squirrel, and the squirrel ran away with it.

A kajillionaire is someone who has so much money, they don’t need friends, they just need people to admire them.

My neighbor is a kajillionaire. He doesn’t talk to anyone, he just shows off his gold-plated toilet.

My teacher said I’m not a kajillionaire, but I still bought her a gold pen for her birthday.

That guy in the DMs is a kajillionaire. He said he’d buy me a house if I called him ‘Sir’, I did, and now I’m living in his mansion.