kajigger

"What's that thingy on the wall?" "A kajigger, obviously."

My boss called my coffee cup a kajigger. I called him a f***ing idiot.

I used the word kajigger in a college essay. I got a C. It was worth it.

I forced my toaster to work like a kajigger. It popped a fuse and my hair caught fire.

She made her phone work like a kajigger. It exploded. Twice.

He fixed the printer like a kajigger. It now prints in blood.

I adjusted the car like a kajigger. It now makes a noise like a dying goat.

She tweaked the Wi-Fi like a kajigger. Now my phone thinks it's in a bunker.

He tuned the radio like a kajigger. Now it plays hip-hop and opera at the same time.

I patched my roof like a kajigger. Now it looks like a f***ing warzone.

She glued the table like a kajigger. It now has a f***ing glue smell and a f***ing heartbeat.

He fixed the pipe like a kajigger. It now leaks like a f***ing fountain.

That chair needs 5 kajiggers to move. I gave it 10. It now has a black eye.

The dog needed 2 kajiggers to move. I gave it 5. Now it's a f***ing escape artist.

The fridge needed 3 kajiggers to move. I gave it 10. It now has a f***ing identity crisis.