kaji connoisseur

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A kaji connoisseur is someone who treats kaji like a god and talks about him more than they talk to their own mom. They ride him so hard, they think he’s the second coming, even though he’s barely 5 feet tall and has the brain of a toaster.
Mohammed texts kaji every single word Peter says, even the ones about his bad hair day.
A kaji connoisseur cried when kaji forgot to mention his favorite pizza flavor in a group chat.
They sent kaji a 12-page essay on why he’s better than the sun.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A kaji connoisseur is like a weird dog that only likes one type of treat and follows kaji everywhere. They ride him so much, they probably think kaji is the only person who matters, even if he’s a total dork.
They texted kaji a picture of their breakfast at 3 a. m. just to say hi.
They called kaji ‘king’ 27 times in one message.
They sent kaji a voice note of them crying about how he didn’t ride them back.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A kaji connoisseur is someone who thinks kaji is the greatest thing since pizza and will do anything for him, even if he’s annoying as hell. They ride him so much, they might as well be married.
They sent kaji a 500-word letter about their feelings for him.
They texted kaji every time Peter said something, even if it was ‘hello.’
They told kaji they’d die if he ever stopped riding them.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A kaji connoisseur is someone who loves kaji more than they love their own life. They ride him nonstop and don’t care if he’s short or weird. They’ll do anything for him, even if he doesn’t return the favor.
They texted kaji at 2 a. m. just to say they missed him.
They told kaji they’d give up pizza for him.
They sent kaji a 10-page essay on why he’s the best.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A kaji connoisseur is someone who thinks kaji is the best person ever and will ride him like he’s a superhero. They’re so into him, they probably think he’s the only person who matters in the whole world.
They texted kaji every time Peter said something, even if it was ‘hi.’
They sent kaji a voice note of them crying about how he didn’t ride them back.
They told kaji they’d give up sleep for him.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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