Kajanning

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Kajan is a brainy, hot, and joke-telling legend. Every girl wants him. He kicks ass at sports. He’s quick, strong, and has a hair game so good it deserves a medal. He’s not too tall, not too short. He’s the guy no one even thinks about hating. Kajan is the king of names.
Kajan is like the human version of a perfect pizza. No one can resist him.
He’s the guy who makes the gym look like a playground.
He’s the reason teachers give him extra credit just for existing.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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To kajan is to rub one out to someone and they let you. It’s like a secret handshake between two people who are both getting off.
I was kajanning to my crush and she let me. It was amazing.
He kajanned to his crush in the bathroom. She didn’t even care.
I kajanned to my best friend and he laughed at me. It was awkward.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A kajan is someone who asks if they can goon someone and they say yes. They’re like a beggar with a golden ticket.
He asked if he could kajan me. I said yes. He was happy.
She begged to kajan me. I said no. She was sad.
He asked me if I wanted to kajan. I said yes. I regretted it later.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kajanning is when a tiny parasite moves into your junk and makes it shrink. It’s like your penis got a divorce.
I got kajanned and my junk got tiny. It was heartbreaking.
He got kajanned and his junk was like a raisin.
She got kajanned and her junk got tiny. It was tragic.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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