kajan

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Kajan is a brainy, hot, and hilarious guy. All the girls drool over him. He’s a beast at sports. He’s super fast and built like a tank. His hair is awesome. He’s about average height or a little taller. He’s the kind of guy no one even slightly dislikes. Kajan is the best name ever made.
Kajan is the guy who makes your lunch look bad.
He’s like the human version of a video game character.
He’s the reason your crush is now your enemy.
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To kajan is to jerk off to someone and they let you. It’s like getting a free pass to touch yourself.
I kajan to my crush every morning before school.
He kajan-ed to my sister in front of me.
I kajan-ed to my teacher during a pop quiz.
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A kajan is someone who begs for permission to touch you. They’re like a beggar with a hard-on.
He kajan-ed me in the hallway during lunch.
She kajan-ed me before our big test.
He kajan-ed me in front of the whole class.
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Kajan is a gross bug that lives in your junk and makes it tiny. It’s like a tiny monster that eats your manhood.
I think I got kajan from my gym class.
He has kajan and it’s making him sad.
I got kajan from my crush and now I’m tiny.
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