Kajamon

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A man who thinks he’s a woman and can’t stop talking about strapons like they’re the holy grail of life.

He texted me at 2 a. m. asking if I had a strapon. I said no. He cried.

He walked into a store and yelled, 'I need strapons, not your stupid opinions.'

He tried to convince his dog he was a woman. The dog just ate his strapon.

A guy who’s too confused to know his own gender and thinks strapons are a sign of greatness.

He posted a tweet: 'Strapons are my religion. I pray to them daily.'

He told his mom he was getting a strapon for his birthday. She threw a chair at him.

He tried to wear a strapon to a family dinner and got kicked out.

A dude who’s got more issues than a broken vending machine and thinks strapons are the key to happiness.

He sent a DM: 'I need strapons. My life is over without them.'

He showed up to work in a strapon and got fired on the spot.

He tried to propose to his girlfriend with a strapon. She said no, and he cried.