kajammer

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A tiny chocolate candy that tastes like heaven, but also has a shell that’s tougher than your mom’s yelling.

My cousin ate 20 of these and still couldn’t shut up about how they’re ‘the best ever’

I tried to bite one and my teeth almost broke from the crunch

They’re like the cool kids of candy, and everyone wants to be friends with them

When you’re so drunk you think the moon is a giant beer can and you try to kiss it, while also throwing up on your best friend’s head.

At the party, I kajammered so hard I fell into a punch bowl and got stuck

I tried to eat a whole pizza and it came out of me like a volcano

I yelled ‘facking dode’ so loud the neighbors called the cops