Kaj

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Kaj is a hot-ass spirit from Native American legends who looks like a ninja and can charm the most stunning woman on Earth. All Kajs have massive junk and think they’ll rule the universe someday.
My cousin Kaj just walked in and the whole school turned to look at him. He’s that good.
Kaj said he’s gonna take over the universe next year. I believe him.
He’s got a junk so big it could start a war.
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Kaj is a kind, smart, and funny guy who’s good-looking and doesn’t brag about it. He fights for what’s right and will stand up to anyone.
Kaj helped me with my math homework even though he’s way smarter than me.
He stood up for me when the bullies picked on me.
He’s the kind of guy who’ll fight for you even if you don’t deserve it.
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This kid is so ninja, he could probably take out a whole army with just one punch.
Kaj just flicked the lights on and the whole room was in awe.
He ran past me like I wasn’t even there.
He kicked my ass in gym class and didn’t even break a sweat.
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The hole between your balls and your penis. It’s gross and no one likes it.
I showed my little brother the kaj and he ran out screaming.
Kaj is why I can’t stand being around guys sometimes.
He told me to look at his kaj and I almost vomited.
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A kaj is someone so ugly you want to scream or yell some dumb nonsense. But he’s also super popular and loves gingers.
Kaj walked in and my dog ran out in fear.
He’s got a face that looks like it was hit by a train.
He’s so ugly but also super popular. It’s confusing.
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A sexy person. Like, really sexy. The kind of guy who makes women swoon and men jealous.
Kaj walked in and I lost my mind.
He’s so sexy I can’t even think straight.
He’s the reason I failed my math test.
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A dirty black guy with a tiny penis. He thinks he’s tough but he’s not.
Kaj tried to fight me and I won easily.
He’s got a penis so tiny it could fit in a matchbox.
He’s a nigger with a penis the size of an ant. It’s ridiculous.
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