Kaizx1237

@Kaizx1237: I’m the best at everything. You’re just sad.

Just posted a tweet about how I invented the internet. Everyone else is just copying me.

DMs me: ‘You’re the greatest’ then blocks me 10 minutes later.

Just dropped a mug that costs more than my rent. It says ‘I survived Kaizx1237’ on it. What even is that?

Tried to buy one of his mugs. It had a picture of him crying. I didn’t even know he could cry.

He said the mug is ‘limited edition’ but it’s just a regular mug with a fancy sticker.