kaizu_san

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A 6'1 man so hot he could make your grandma blush and your mom cry
I saw kaizu_san at the mall and my heart stopped. My dog started barking at me.
He walked into the classroom and the teacher forgot how to teach.
My cousin texted me a pic of kaizu_san and said, 'This is why I don't go to the gym.'
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A 6'1 man who looks like he just stepped out of a magazine and kicked your face
He walked past me and I felt like a middle schooler again.
I tried to flirt with him and he just laughed and said, 'You're not even close.'
He sat next to me on the bus and the whole bus turned around to look at him.
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A 6'1 man so handsome he could make your dog jealous and your dad sad
He walked into the bar and the bartender forgot how to pour drinks.
My friend texted me a pic and said, 'This is why I eat so much.'
He came to my party and my ex showed up just to see him.
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