Kaizmais

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A kaizmais is someone who would rather sleep than move. They don’t even bother to whisper, they just grunt at you like you owe them money.

My roommate is a kaizmais. He didn’t even wake up when I dropped a book on his head.

My dog is lazier than my kaizmais cousin. At least the dog barks sometimes.

My teacher called me a kaizmais because I fell asleep during the test and drew a mustache on the clock.

A kaizmais is a human who mumbles so much, you think they’re talking to a ghost. And the ghost is also lazy.

My mom is a kaizmais. She said, ‘I’m going to the store,’ and then fell asleep on the couch.

My brother is a kaizmais. He mumbled so much, I thought he was arguing with his pillow.

My friend is a kaizmais. He tried to text me, but it just looked like he was whispering to a bag of chips.

A kaizmais is someone who would rather be dead than do anything. They don’t even have the energy to be loud.

My neighbor is a kaizmais. He didn’t even move when I screamed at him through the wall.

My brother is a kaizmais. He said he was going to clean his room, then fell asleep in the middle of the floor.

My cat is a kaizmais. It didn’t even blink when I threw a sock at it.