Kaizlynn

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The only person who can make me laugh while I pee
I was peeing and she told me my pants looked like a clown suit.
She laughed so hard during my pee break, I had to pee twice.
She told me I was peeing like a dog. I told her she was laughing like a man.
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The only person I’d let touch my hair without me screaming
She touched my hair and I didn’t scream. I just stared at her like she was a ghost.
She braided my hair and I didn’t even flinch. I was too busy being mad at my life.
She pulled my hair and I let her. I was too busy being mad at my life.
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The only person I’d let eat my pizza without me dying
She took one bite of my pizza and I let her live.
She ate my whole pizza and I just sat there like a zombie.
She ate my pizza and I told her I’d get revenge. I didn’t. I just got a second slice.
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