kaizleigh

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Kaizleigh is a tiny genius who can make your brain feel like it’s on fire and your face feel like it’s been slapped by a clown.

My daughter just solved my taxes and I still owe the government money.

She made my dog cry and my boss yell at me for no reason.

I asked her for help with my phone and now I know more than I ever wanted to.

Kaizleigh is so smart she could probably run a business, a school, and a circus at the same time.

She turned my grocery list into a rap battle and I lost.

I told her my life story and she gave me a report card.

She figured out how to hack my video game and now I’m stuck on level 1.

Kaizleigh is like a little tornado of brains and sass that just wants to ruin your day.

She came into my room and made my coffee taste like betrayal.

I was winning at chess and she made me lose in 3 moves.

She gave my dog a pep talk and now he’s trying to take over the world.