Kaizikoa

Current Trending
#thief#forgetful#pizza thief

2 views · Added 9d ago · 6 definitions

1
A total waste of human flesh who takes your stuff and then forgets you exist until they need something else
He took my last sneaker and said it was a loan. Now he's asking for my lunch money.
She borrowed my phone and never gave it back. Now she's crying about her cat.
He took my pizza and said it was a gift. Now he's eating it while I starve.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
2
A person so dumb they steal your stuff and then act like they’re your best friend
He took my game and said we were brothers. Now he’s playing it on my Xbox.
She took my wallet and said we were friends. Now she’s buying snacks for her dog.
He stole my sandwich and said it was a joke. Now he’s eating it like it’s a crown.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
3
A person who takes your stuff and then disappears like they were never your friend
He took my bike and said he’d return it. Now he’s riding it like it’s his own.
She took my headphones and said she’d give them back. Now she’s listening to her own music.
He took my candy and said it was a gift. Now he’s eating it like it’s a treasure.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
4
A low-life who takes everything you own and then acts like they’re your best friend
He took my video game and said we were family. Now he’s playing it on my console.
She took my money and said we were besties. Now she’s buying ice cream for herself.
He took my lunch and said it was a present. Now he’s eating it like it’s a prize.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
5
A person who takes your stuff and then forgets your name by the next day
He took my phone and said it was a loan. Now he’s using it like it’s his own.
She took my pencil and said it was a gift. Now she’s using it to draw her cat.
He took my snack and said it was a joke. Now he’s eating it like it’s a trophy.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
6
A total no-gooder who steals everything and then acts like they’re your best friend
He took my money and said we were brothers. Now he’s buying snacks for himself.
She took my book and said it was a gift. Now she’s reading it like it’s her own.
He took my toy and said it was a present. Now he’s playing with it like it’s his.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
xs