Kaizensexual

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A nonstop, ever-growing sex life where you bang tons of strangers just to try wild positions and gross fetishes until you die from a bunch of nasty STIs. It’s like the Toyota way but for your junk.

I’ve had 17 different guys in one day. My STI count is now 9. I might die soon. #Kaizensexual

I don’t care if I get herpes. I’m still going to try that weird fetish thing with the guy in the pizza box.

My doctor said I have 12 STIs. I’m not stopping. I’m just getting better at sex.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When you're so obsessed with sex that you're constantly trying new stuff with random people, just to get better at it, even if it kills you. It’s like the Toyota of your love life.

I had sex with 10 strangers today. I’m not dead yet. I’m still improving. #Kaizensexual

I tried anal sex with a guy in a subway. I got a rash. But I’m still going.

I got tested and I have 7 STIs. I’m not stopping. I’m getting better.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

You keep having sex with random people to try out cool stuff and weird stuff, and you don't stop until you're dead from all the gross diseases you picked up. It’s the Toyota way of having sex.

I had sex with 15 strangers in one day. I think I got 5 STIs. I’m still going.

I tried a fetish with a guy who looked like a rat. I got a rash. I’m still improving.

My doctor said I have 10 STIs. I'm not dead yet. I'm still going.

by Slangipedia 9d ago