kaizaan

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#bike disaster#maniac rider#pain in the ass

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The best guy in the world, but he's also a pain in the ass. He rides like a maniac and will teach you how to ride his bike, and trust me, it's not pretty.
He asked me if I wanted to learn how to ride his bike. I said yes. I now know what hell feels like.
He told me I was a 'bike freak.' I told him I was a 'bike disaster.'
He said I was a gem. I said I was a gem who needed a lot of help.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The guy is a legend, but he's also a total mess. He rides like he's trying to kill the bike. If he offers to teach you, take it, but be ready to die.
He said I was a legend. I said I was a legend who needed a lot of coffee.
He taught me how to ride his bike. I now walk like a zombie.
He asked me to ride his bike. I said no. He said I would regret it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He's the best guy ever, but he's also a total psycho. He rides like he's on fire. If he offers to teach you, say yes, but be ready for a nightmare.
He said I was the best guy ever. I said I was the best guy ever who needed a lot of sleep.
He taught me how to ride his bike. I now have nightmares about it.
He asked me if I wanted to learn. I said yes. I now wish I had said no.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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