kaiyur

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a walking disaster who talks too much and doesn't know her own business
She tried to fix my phone and broke it worse. Classic kaiyur.
She told my mom about my crush. I died.
She said I was gonna fail math. I got an A.
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a human trash can who spits out nonsense and doesn't know when to shut up
She ranted for 10 minutes about her cat. I fell asleep.
She told me her entire life story during lunch. I was hungry.
She said I was ugly. I showed her my report card.
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a person who thinks they're better than everyone else and can't keep their mouth shut
She said I was the worst friend ever. I blocked her.
She bragged about her dog like it was a celebrity.
She yelled at the teacher for no reason. Everyone laughed.
4
a person who talks too much and doesn't know when to stop
She talked nonstop during the movie. I missed the ending.
She told me her entire life story during gym. I was tired.
She kept interrupting me. I wanted to scream.
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a person who thinks they're the best and talks too much
She said she was the best at everything. I disagreed.
She talked over me during the presentation. I was mad.
She told me I was the worst. I showed her my grades.
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a human noise machine who never stops talking and thinks they're the best
She talked for 20 minutes about her hair. I was bored.
She told me her entire life story during recess. I had to go to the bathroom.
She kept bragging. I wanted to throw something.
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