Kaiyue

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A Chinese girl name that means you won but still got your feelings hurt
My name is Kaiyue and I lost my first fight but I still cried like a baby.
Kaiyue is my name and I'm just here to make your life harder.
Kaiyue: the name I got because my mom thought I was a softie who would win fights.
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A fake god from Japan who came to Earth to save us from the worst of life and also to laugh at our problems like they were jokes
Kaiyu laughed so hard at my math test that he made the teacher cry.
That Kaiyu came down to Earth just to mock my spelling mistakes.
I swear if Kaiyu laughs at my chicken nuggets one more time I'm going to scream.
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A girl who spends all her money on Brandy Melville dresses and Pacsun jeans and has way too many names like Sheila, Starr, and Lilah
Kaiyu bought 10 Brandy Melville dresses and now she can’t fit in her closet.
She has 50 Air Forces and still wants more. What is wrong with her?
Kaiyu has so many names she forgot her own. Her mom is confused.
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