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A weird kid with spiky hair who laughs at stupid jokes and makes the weirdest squawks that make you feel like a million bucks. Don’t back away when he slaps you, it’s just his way of saying hello.
Kaiyuan: "Did I ask?" Me: "No." Kaiyuan: "Good." Then he squawks and slaps me.
He squawks so loud my dog ran out of the room.
He asked me if I asked, I said no, he said good, then he slapped me and I cried.