Kaiyona

My cousin is a Kaiyona. He drives a scooter, and he's dating three girls at once. I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.

That Kaiyona in my math class always rides his bike to school and acts like he's the king of the world.

My neighbor's a Kaiyona. He's got a motorcycle, a girlfriend, and a habit of yelling at pigeons.

My brother’s a Kaiyona. He talks about his car like it’s his baby and has a new girlfriend every week.

That Kaiyona at the park yells at his skateboard like it owes him money and has five girlfriends.

My teacher said my friend is a Kaiyona. He’s got a scooter, a girlfriend, and a habit of making bad puns.

That Kaiyona at the bus stop talks about his bike like it’s a superhero and has a new girlfriend every day.

My friend is a Kaiyona. He’s got a motorcycle, a girlfriend, and a tendency to make everyone else feel like they’re stuck in traffic.

That Kaiyona in my class yells about his skateboard like it’s a crime and has more girlfriends than I’ve had hotdogs.