kaiynat

Fresh

0 views · Added 1d ago · 3 definitions

1
A friend who never leaves you hanging. She listens to your dumb problems and laughs at your cat’s stupid face. She’s the reason you don’t cry in the bathroom at school.
She texted me at 2 a. m. because I cried about my failed math test.
She told my crush I was cute and he asked me out.
She took my cat to the vet when I got food poisoning.
2
The only person who will laugh at your dumb jokes and still show up when you’re having a meltdown. She’s also the one who adopts three cats and calls them all ‘her kids.’
She came to my house after I cried about my ex and brought pizza and my cat’s favorite toy.
She told my mom I was ‘a disaster worth keeping.’
She posted a picture of my cat wearing a hat and called it ‘art.’
3
A friend who won’t let you be sad. She’ll cuss at your problems and make you laugh until you forget why you were crying. She also has a cat named ‘Sir Fluffington.’
She cussed at my math teacher and said he was ‘a total failure.’
She texted me during a test and made me fail because I laughed too hard.
She took my cat to the park and came back with a new one.
xs