kaiyim

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A person from Loyalville who's as dumb as a bag of rocks but somehow still manages to be loyal, has the humor of a dying goldfish, and looks like a rejected pizza slice. They're sweet when they're not being gross.
Hey Kaiyim, why'd you eat that whole pizza? You're gonna get a stomach ache and then die.
Kaiyim, you're like a dog who thinks he's a prince.
I followed you because you're the only one who can make me laugh while I cry.
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A guy from Loyalville who’s loyal to the point of stupidity, has a laugh that sounds like a goat got hit by a truck, and looks like a melted candle. But hey, he’s kind and works out like a lunatic.
Kaiyim, you're the reason I still believe in loyalty, even though it hurts.
Why does Kaiyim look like he was born in a trash can?
I can't stop laughing at Kaiyim's face when he tries to work out.
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A Loyalville resident who’s as loyal as a goldfish, has the comedy of a broken toaster, and looks like a raccoon who lost a bet. He’s sweet, but don’t let him near a pizza.
Kaiyim, you’re like a raccoon who thinks he’s a king.
I followed Kaiyim because he makes me laugh until I cry.
Kaiyim, why do you look like you just fought a bear?
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