kaiyah

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Kaiyah is the top dog. She’s sweet, smart, and will save your life if you let her. She’s the best friend you could ever have and won’t let you fail.
Kaiyah, you’re my hero. I’d die for you.
You’re like my mom and my bestie combined.
If I fail, you’re gonna fail with me.
2
A fat cow who can’t get a guy. She has three hair colors and lies to everyone.
Kaiyah, you’re a lying cow.
You’re so fat, you’re a whole cow.
You have more hair colors than a rainbow.
3
Kaiyah is a hot mess. She’s loud, rude, and sometimes acts like a total brat, but she’s still the best friend you could ever have.
Kaiyah, you’re louder than a rock concert.
You’re so rude, you’re a total brat.
You’re my best friend even though you’re a mess.
4
Kaiyah is a pansexual pig who can’t stop eye-fucking everyone. She’s got no standards and no self-control.
Kaiyah, you’re eye-fucking everyone.
You’re like a pig with no standards.
You can’t stop eye-fucking me.
5
Kaiyah is the weirdest person ever. She dates blue-eyed boys, hangs out with Godzilla, and takes two hours to get ready, but she’s still cute and has a dirty mind.
Kaiyah, you’re friends with Godzilla?
You take two hours to get ready?
You’re weird, but you’re still cute.
6
Kaiyah is my best friend. She’ll beat the crap out of you if you mess with me. She’s funny, dedicated, and always beats me up on FaceTime.
Kaiyah, you beat me up every day.
You’re my best friend and you beat me up.
You beat me up on FaceTime.
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Kaiyah is funny, but she only shares if you beg her. She knows she’s fat, and she doesn’t care.
Kaiyah, you won’t share unless I beg you.
You’re fat, but you don’t care.
You’re funny, but you’re a total pig.
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