kaiya papaya

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A Kaiya Papaya is the kind of girl who makes your day before you even get out of bed. She’s so good-looking you might forget to breathe, and so smart you feel like a dummy. But don’t tell her that, she’d probably laugh in your face.
My mom said I was dating a Kaiya Papaya. I don’t know what that means, but I’m not complaining.
I asked her for help on math and she solved it in 10 seconds. I still don’t know how she did it.
She walked into the room and I forgot my own name. Classic Kaiya Papaya move.
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A Kaiya Papaya is someone who looks like a goddess but acts like a regular person. She’s the reason you’re still single, and the reason your friends are jealous of you. She’s like a superpower in human form.
She texted me and said, 'I saw you today and I had to message you.' That’s the kind of move only a Kaiya Papaya can pull off.
My friend tried to flirt with her and she just smiled. That’s it. He’s still trying to figure out what happened.
She walked into the class and the teacher said, 'Who’s that?' I said, 'That’s a Kaiya Papaya.' He asked, 'Is that a new subject?'
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A Kaiya Papaya is a girl who’s so good at everything, you think she cheated. She’s got brains, looks, and a personality that hits you like a punch. And she doesn’t even try.
She beat me in the spelling bee and I didn’t even study. I think she just closed her eyes and knew all the words.
She texted me during math class and I got distracted. Now I have no idea what the question was.
She told my teacher I was being loud and he gave me detention. She just said, 'He’s not used to being told what to do.'
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