kaiyō

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Kaiyō is the ocean in Japanese, and also the guy who thinks he's a superhero, even though he's been beaten by a goat. He's also a baby, a faggot, and he once tried to swim with a shark and failed miserably.
Kaiyō: 'I could take on any sea monster, even if it was a shark.' (He got bit by a goat.)
Kaiyō: 'I'm not a baby, I'm a legend.' (He cried when he fell off a dock.)
Kaiyō: 'I'm gay, I'm a baby, and I'm the ocean.' (He was still wearing a shark costume.)
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Kaiyō means ocean in Japanese, and he's the friend who thinks he's invincible, even though he's been knocked out by a chicken. He's also a faggot, a baby, and he's definitely killed a shark, but it was an accident.
Kaiyō: 'I could take on the whole sea!' (He got knocked out by a chicken.)
Kaiyō: 'I'm not a baby, I'm a god.' (He cried when he was kicked out of a club.)
Kaiyō: 'I'm the ocean, I'm gay, I'm a baby, and I'm perfect.' (He tripped over a rock.)
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Kaiyō is the ocean in Japanese, and also the guy who thinks he's the toughest, even though he's been beaten by a duck. He's a faggot, a baby, and he might have killed a shark, but he doesn't remember it.
Kaiyō: 'I can take on anything!' (He got beaten by a duck.)
Kaiyō: 'I'm not a baby, I'm a warrior.' (He cried when he fell in a lake.)
Kaiyō: 'I'm the ocean, I'm gay, I'm a baby, and I'm the best.' (He forgot he was even there.)
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