Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fag so loud he could wake the dead and smells like old pizza and regret

KaiXann just texted me: "I'm literally dying of how gay I am right now."

He posted a selfie with a unicorn and a glitter bomb.

He tried to start a drag show at a gas station.

2

A guy who thinks he’s a queen but can’t even do his own makeup without crying

KaiXann cried in a makeup tutorial because he got glitter in his eye.

He DM’d me: "I tried to do my own eyeliner and it looks like a raccoon had a stroke."

He went to a drag contest and forgot his wig.

3

A human glitter bomb who screams his feelings to anyone who will listen

KaiXann screamed in the grocery store: "I love glitter more than my mom!"

He texted me: "I have 1000 feelings and they all want to be heard!"

He tried to sing a love song to a vending machine.

4

A guy who wears more makeup than my grandma and still thinks he’s the king of the block

KaiXann showed up to school with glitter on his eyelids and a crown.

He posted a story: "I’m the king of the block, and I will have 1000 followers by tomorrow."

He tried to beatbox and failed, then cried about it.

5

A human disaster who thinks he’s the next big thing and still wears socks with sandals

KaiXann texted me: "I’m going to be famous, and I wear socks with sandals, so that’s extra cool."

He tried to do a dance challenge and tripped over his own glitter.

He posted a video of himself crying while eating a pizza and called it art.

6

A fag who thinks he’s a diva but can’t even remember his own name half the time

KaiXann tried to do a TikTok and forgot his own name halfway through.

He texted me: "I’m a diva, but sometimes I forget who I am."

He asked for help remembering his name and cried about it.