kaix

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A girl so hot she could make a priest quit his job and start a cult.
My cousin's new crush is a kaix. She's got a smile that could melt steel.
That girl in math class is a kaix. I think she's gonna make me fail.
My mom says I'm gonna end up married to a kaix. I hope she's rich.
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A person so beautiful they could make a statue weep and a dog forget its own name.
My neighbor is a kaix. She walks in and every dog in the block stops barking.
My teacher says I'm acting like a kaix. I don't know what that means but I like it.
That girl in the grocery store is a kaix. I almost ran into a cart.
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A person who is so good with kids and old people they could make a baby cry and a grandpa sing.
My aunt is a kaix. She can make a baby laugh and a grandpa tell jokes.
That kid at the park is a kaix. He's got a smile that could make a grumpy old man happy.
My cousin says his new babysitter is a kaix. I believe him.
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A person so horny they could make a monk blush and a nun drop her vows.
My brother is a kaix. He got kicked out of church for being too horny.
That guy at the bar is a kaix. He's got a look that could make a nun drop her vows.
My friend says his new crush is a kaix. I believe him.
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