Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a tiny person who can’t do anything right and makes you want to scream

My brother is a kaiway. He spilled my cereal and tried to blame the cat.

This kid is a kaiway. He failed math and still thinks he’s cool.

My mom said I’m a kaiway. I didn’t even do anything wrong.

2

so small you could fit inside a shoe and still complain about the fit

That kid is a kaiway. He fit in my shoe and cried about the size.

My little sister is a kaiway. She’s tiny and still bitches about everything.

He was a kaiway. He was in my shoe and still talked trash.

3

a person so short they look like they were run over by a truck and didn’t even notice

My cousin is a kaiway. He got hit by a truck and still didn’t know.

That guy is a kaiway. He got run over and kept walking.

She’s a kaiway. A truck hit her and she didn’t even flinch.

4

so little you could hide behind a couch and still think you’re the boss

That kid is a kaiway. He hid behind my couch and still talked big.

My brother is a kaiway. He hid behind the couch and said he was king.

She’s a kaiway. She hid behind the couch and still thought she was cool.

5

so short they can’t even reach the top shelf and still think they’re tall

My little brother is a kaiway. He can’t reach the top shelf and still says he’s tall.

That guy is a kaiway. He tried to grab the top shelf and failed.

She’s a kaiway. She can’t reach the top shelf and still thinks she’s the best.

6

so small they look like they were shrunk by a witch and still think they’re the main character

That kid is a kaiway. A witch shrank him and he still thinks he’s the hero.

My sister is a kaiway. She got shrunk by a witch and still acts like she’s the main character.

He’s a kaiway. A witch made him tiny and he still thinks he’s cool.