Kaivon

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A guy with a penis so big it could knock out a whole football team and still be the best.
My cousin saw Kaivon in the shower and fainted. He said it was like a horror movie.
My friend tried to flirt with Kaivon and got rejected. He said, 'You're not even worthy of my side eye.'
At the gym, Kaivon walked in and the weights started shaking. The barbell said, 'I can't even.'
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A hot guy who looks like a chocolate bar. Everyone wants to be him, even if they have to fight for it.
My crush texted me, 'I wish I was Kaivon. I would be the best.'
My mom said Kaivon is so good-looking, he could make a pizza look bad.
At school, the teachers all wanted to date him. One said, 'I would be his favorite teacher.'
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