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A guy with a penis so big it could knock out a whole football team and still be the best.
My cousin saw Kaivon in the shower and fainted. He said it was like a horror movie.
My friend tried to flirt with Kaivon and got rejected. He said, 'You're not even worthy of my side eye.'
At the gym, Kaivon walked in and the weights started shaking. The barbell said, 'I can't even.'