Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The part of your body that gets hit when you sit on a chair that was used by a homeless person and a raccoon.

My kaiver feels like it's been through a war after that chair.

I sat on a kaiver bomb and it exploded.

That kaiver is so raw, I think it's gonna start a trend.

2

The reason you fail gym class and why your mom won't let you wear shorts again.

My kaiver is the reason I failed the sit-up test.

That kaiver is so big, it's got its own zip code.

I showed my kaiver to the teacher, and now I'm grounded.

3

The part of you that screams when you wear tight jeans and sit down.

My kaiver is screaming in pain right now.

These jeans are giving my kaiver a standing ovation.

I wore jeans so tight, my kaiver is now a meme.

4

The thing you show off when you're trying to be cool but you're just being weird.

He showed off his kaiver like it was the best thing ever.

She flashed her kaiver at the bus driver.

My kaiver is my new signature move.

5

The part of you that gets jealous when you sit on a nice chair.

My kaiver is jealous of this chair.

That chair is making my kaiver sad.

I gave my kaiver a standing ovation, and it cried.