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He walked in and the whole room went silent. Like a hungry wolf in a room full of rabbits.

I asked him if he was single and he said, 'I’m not single. I’m just not married to my feelings.'

He told my mom he’d ‘take her on a date’ and then asked if she had a credit card.

He started a debate in the lunchroom about whether pizza is a food or a lifestyle. No one won.

He told my sister he was ‘too cool for her’ and then asked her for her phone number.

He tried to flirt with my teacher and then said, ‘You’re not the only one who can teach.’