kaivaughn

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Kaivaughn is a guy who thinks cats are better than humans and laughs at you for not knowing it
I saw Kaivaughn feed his cat a burger and ignore me crying in the corner.
Kaivaughn said my dog was 'just a distraction' and left me to die.
He told me cats are like royalty and I'm just a peasant who doesn't know it.
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Kaivaughn is a guy who treats cats like kings and you like a beggar
He brought his cat to my house and left me to feed it.
Kaivaughn said my cat was 'a disgrace' and his was 'a god.'
He got his cat a crown and me a napkin.
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Kaivaughn is a guy who would rather talk to a cat than you and doesn’t care if you’re mad
He left me hanging on the phone to go feed his cat.
Kaivaughn said, 'I’d rather listen to my cat’s meow than your whine.'
He told me to go cry in a closet while he played with his cat.
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