kaitryn

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Kaitryn is a human-shaped glitter bomb that makes everyone around her want to cry happy tears and swear off bad habits.

Kaitryn walked into the room and my brain immediately exploded into rainbows.

My dog started barking at me because Kaitryn was too beautiful for him to handle.

I tried to text Kaitryn and my phone started crying.

Kaitryn is like a unicorn made of candy and insults that somehow never gets mad even when you throw cake at her face.

Kaitryn showed up at my birthday party and my cake turned into confetti.

I threw cake at her and she just laughed and turned it into glitter.

My dad tried to insult her and got turned into a popsicle.

Kaitryn is the only person who can make your day better even when you’re already wearing a crown and riding a unicorn.

I was already a king and Kaitryn made me want to start a new kingdom.

My unicorn started dancing because Kaitryn said hello.

I tried to be cool and Kaitryn made my crown glitter.