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to yell at someone like they're a smelly old sock
You're a stinky sock in a shoebox!
I’d rather eat a rat than listen to you!
You’re so bad, even my dog rolls away from you.
2
to name-call someone like they’re the worst sandwich ever
You’re the worst sandwich I’ve ever seen!
If you were a sandwich, I’d throw you out the window.
You’re like a soggy taco in a landfill.
3
to swear at someone like they just stepped on your foot with a boot
You stepped on my foot with a boot and a grudge!
I’d kick your butt if I had one!
You’re the worst thing since my cousin’s pet goat.
4
to cuss someone out like they’re a pile of rotten garbage
You’re a pile of garbage in a landfill!
You’re so gross, even the rats ran away!
You’re like my breakfast when I forgot the milk.
5
to shout at someone like they’re the most useless thing on Earth
You’re the most useless thing since my dead goldfish!
You’re like a broken toaster in a junkyard!
If you were a job, I’d fire you in a heartbeat!
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