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A smelly cow who reeks of old cheese and cheap coins

She walked in and made me gag. Smelled like a rotting wheel of cheese and a dead wallet.

I tried to flirt with her, but I got a nosebleed instead.

Her perfume is just cheese and pennies. I live in fear every time she walks by.

A stinky ho who smells like a cheese factory exploded in a pig pen

She sat next to me on the bus. I thought I was going to die from the smell.

Her breath smelled like old cheese and a rusty pig. I’ve never been so confused.

I asked her out. She said yes. I regret it every day.

A foul-smelling cow who smells like a cheese sandwich that’s been left in the sun for a week

She walked in and I thought I was in a cheese factory. It was worse.

Her armpits smelled like a cheese sandwich that’s been left in the sun for a week. I left.

I tried to befriend her. I got a cheese sandwich in my face. It was brutal.