Kaiton

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Kaiton is your best friend who will never let you down even if he’s a total idiot and talks nonsense all the time. He’ll laugh in your face if you cry and call you a baby in front of everyone.
Kaiton: 'You’re a crybaby!' (while I was sobbing in the corner.)
He told the teacher I was a 'silly goose' during a math test.
He laughed when I fell off the swing and broke my leg.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaiton is the kind of friend who will prank you daily, swear at your mom, and still show up to your birthday party in a potato sack.
He texted me: 'I peed in your lunch box.'
He told my mom I was a 'dirty little pig.'
He showed up to my birthday wearing a potato sack and a hat made of socks.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaiton is your dumbest friend who will say the craziest things, like telling the principal he’s a ‘fart in a hat’ and still thinks he’s a genius.
He told the principal: 'You're a fart in a hat!'
He said he invented time and called me a 'baby brain.'
He drew on the classroom walls with crayons and said it was ‘art.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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