kaitom

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the dirtiest way to brag about a hot guy like he's your best friend.
Hey bro, my new neighbor is a kaitom. He's got the body of a god and the smile of a devil.
My cousin just called my crush a kaitom. I want to punch him and hug him at the same time.
My teacher said my boyfriend is a kaitom. I think she's trying to flirt with him.
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the most annoying way to describe a guy who looks like he stepped out of a magazine.
My friend called the barista a kaitom. Now I have to drink coffee and look at him all day.
My mom said my crush is a kaitom. I just rolled my eyes and said 'Yeah, sure, Mom.'
My best friend called my dad a kaitom. Now I have to listen to him talk about his job.
3
the rudest way to call a guy hot, like you're trying to piss him off.
My brother called my crush a kaitom. Now he's trying to fight him in the hallway.
My friend said my teacher is a kaitom. Now she's giving me extra homework.
I called my neighbor a kaitom. Now he's throwing rocks at my house.
4
the loudest way to say a guy is hot, like you're shouting it in a crowded room.
At the mall, I shouted my crush is a kaitom. Now everyone's looking at me.
At lunch, my friend yelled my crush is a kaitom. Now the whole class is laughing at me.
In the car, I told my brother his friend is a kaitom. Now he's arguing with me.
5
the stupidest way to call a guy hot, like you're trying to make everyone laugh.
My friend called my crush a kaitom. Now I have to hear about it all day.
My mom called my dad a kaitom. Now he's acting like he's the best guy in the world.
My teacher called my crush a kaitom. Now I have to write an essay about it.
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the worst way to brag about a guy, like you're trying to make everyone jealous.
My friend called his crush a kaitom. Now I have to listen to him talk about it all day.
My brother called his friend a kaitom. Now he's getting extra attention from everyone.
My teacher called my crush a kaitom. Now I have to sit next to him all day.
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