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A doormat who lets everyone walk all over him like he's made of dirt and shame.
Why do I let him walk all over me? He's a doormat and I'm a fool.
He's the reason I'm late for class every day.
He lets his mom walk all over him like he's a carpet.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The most random guy ever. Like, literally, he could be wearing a chicken suit and eating a taco at 3 AM and still make sense.
He showed up at my house in a chicken costume and asked for a taco.
He randomly started singing in the middle of math class.
He walked into the store wearing pajamas and a hat made of socks.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The best guy ever. He's like a golden retriever with a brain and a heart made of glitter. Don't mess with him or he'll get the student body on you.
He saved my life during the school play. I owe him my life and my dignity.
He gave me a hug when I failed my test. I cried like a baby.
He threatened my dad with the student body if he didn't stop yelling at me.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s got more fat than abs. Like, if he tried to do a sit-up, he’d probably just fall over and cry.
He tried to do a sit-up and fell over like a sack of potatoes.
He looks like he ate a whole pizza and called it a day.
He said he had abs, but they’re just imaginary.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A total charmer. He’s got that cool guy vibe and will smile at you like you’re the most important person in the world.
He smiled at me like I was his long lost love.
He said I was cool and I believed him.
He asked me out and I said yes because he’s cool.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Vocaloid created by Yamaha. He’s like a singing robot who can make your soul cry with his voice. He’s also the first male Vocaloid, which is basically a miracle.
He made me cry during the concert. I was a sobbing mess.
He’s like a robot and a human in one. It’s amazing.
He’s the reason I like Vocaloids. He’s a miracle.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A monkey man with a big shlong. He looks like he just escaped from a jungle and came to school to annoy everyone.
He came to class like he just escaped from the zoo.
He said he was a monkey man and had a big shlong. I believed him.
He ran into the hallway like a monkey and yelled at the walls.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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