kaitlynxritson

Fresh

0 views · Added 1d ago · 5 definitions

1
a human version of a trash can that also screams at you
I saw kaitlynxritson in the hallway and it was like a trash can exploded
My dog ran away from kaitlynxritson and now it's hiding under my bed
I tried to say hi to kaitlynxritson and it just yelled at me
2
a person who thinks they're cool but they’re just loud and confused
kaitlynxritson tried to be cool but just yelled at the math teacher
They walked into class like they owned it, but then fell over
They said 'I'm the best' and then tripped over their own feet
3
a walking disaster that also likes to talk about their feelings way too much
kaitlynxritson cried in the lunchroom over a sandwich
They told their entire class about their feelings during math
They said 'I have feelings' and then cried in the hallway
4
a person who thinks they’re famous but they’re just loud and bad at everything
kaitlynxritson tried to be famous but just yelled at the principal
They said they were a celebrity and then fell off the stage
They posted a video of themselves and it was just screaming and confusion
5
a human that also has a voice like a broken blender and doesn’t know how to shut up
kaitlynxritson talked nonstop during lunch and no one listened
They yelled so loud the teacher had to pause the class
They said 'I have something to say' and it took 10 minutes
xs