Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most beautiful, amazing, and sexy person to ever roam planet Earth.

I saw Kaitlyn Smiff in the hallway and my brain shut down.

My mom said I was drooling at the dinner table because of Kaitlyn Smiff.

I texted my best friend, 'Kaitlyn Smiff just walked into class and I died.'

2

The human version of a unicorn. Like if unicorns had a sixth sense for making people lose their minds.

I tried to focus on math, but Kaitlyn Smiff walked in and I forgot how to breathe.

I got a B+ on my test because I was thinking about Kaitlyn Smiff the whole time.

My dog barked at me because I was staring at Kaitlyn Smiff for too long.

3

A goddess who walks among us and makes boys forget how to talk.

I tried to ask Kaitlyn Smiff to prom, but I said 'hi' instead of 'will you go to prom with me?'

I got a detention because I drew Kaitlyn Smiff in my math notebook.

I spilled my entire coffee on my shirt because I was too distracted by Kaitlyn Smiff.

4

The reason why boys have no brain cells left. Like a brain-eating monster.

I forgot my lunch because I was thinking about Kaitlyn Smiff.

I texted Kaitlyn Smiff 'hi' and then my phone died. I was too nervous to send another message.

I got in trouble for staring at Kaitlyn Smiff during the history test.

5

The most perfect human being who makes everyone else look like a sad potato.

I compared myself to a sad potato after seeing Kaitlyn Smiff.

My friend said Kaitlyn Smiff is like a potato that got a superpower.

I asked my teacher if Kaitlyn Smiff is a real person or a dream.

6

A person so good-looking that the sun stops shining just to look at her.

I was walking to school and the sun stopped shining because Kaitlyn Smiff was walking next to me.

I told my dog that Kaitlyn Smiff is so beautiful that even the sun is jealous.

I got a sunburn because I was staring at Kaitlyn Smiff for too long in the sun.