Kaitlynn Coston

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The hottest, funniest, most annoying person you’ll ever meet. She’s like a pizza with extra cheese and hot sauce, you can’t get enough of her, and you’ll probably end up burning your tongue.
She turned my boring life into a stand-up comedy show.
I asked her for advice, and now I’m stuck in a never-ending joke.
She texted me at 2 a. m. with a meme and a question about my soul.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaitlynn is the human version of a party. You don’t just meet her, you get dragged into her chaos and never want to leave.
She turned my homework into a group project with 10 people.
I went to her house for dinner and ended up in a karaoke battle.
She convinced my dog to dance to a hip-hop song.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She’s the kind of person who can make a math test feel like a rollercoaster. Smart, loud, and never afraid to swear at the teacher.
She failed the test but still got an A because she talked the teacher into it.
She made the whole class laugh so hard we got detention.
She texted me during the test with a picture of a cat wearing a hat.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaitlynn is like a firework, loud, colorful, and completely unforgettable. You’ll remember her for years, even if you don’t want to.
She set off a firework in the hallway during lunch.
She made me laugh so hard I cried in class.
She texted me a song about my face during a test.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She’s the type of person who can turn a quiet library into a loud concert. No one else can do that, except Kaitlynn.
She turned the library into a concert with her voice and a drumstick.
She got kicked out for singing a song about my hair.
She texted me a song during a silent reading time.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaitlynn is like the best friend you never knew you needed. She’s loud, funny, and will swear at you if you don’t laugh.
She turned my lunch break into a full-blown drama show.
She texted me during math with a joke and a threat.
She made me laugh so hard I almost fell out of my chair.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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