Kaitlynism

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Kaitlynism is when you treat Kaitlyn like a god. She can beat up the universe and is way stronger than Trevor. Don't even think about doubting her.
I swear if you said Trevor was better than Kaitlyn, she'd make you cry in the middle of math class.
Kaitlyn told Trevor to shut up, and he literally shut up.
She turned my math test into a fire and said 'This is what happens when you don't respect me.'
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Kaitlyn is like a saint who gives you free hugs and also free drama. She's the best friend and the best girlfriend and she'll even cry for you if you need it.
She cried when I failed my test, even though I made her cry last week.
She gave me a hug when I broke up with my crush and then cried with me.
She cried for my cat when I got a new one. That was unfair.
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Kaitlyn is the most beautiful girl on Earth. She will love you to death, but if you make her mad, she'll make you feel like you're in a horror movie.
She called me 'Boo' and then said I was the worst friend ever. I cried.
She turned my lunch into a joke and said it was a 'comedy of errors.'
She made my homework into a poem and said I was a 'poem of pain.'
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Kaitlyn is the kind of person who looks up her own name just to laugh at how amazing she is.
She looked up her own name and said 'Wow, I'm really that good.'
She looked up her name during math class and cried because the definition was too short.
She looked up her name and then asked her friends to look it up too. They cried.
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Kaitlyn is the most beautiful girl in the world. She smiles like a winner and will make your day better with her laugh.
She smiled at me during lunch and I instantly felt better.
She laughed so hard at my joke that she made my teacher cry.
She smiled at me when I got a D and I cried because I was so happy.
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Kaitlyn is the most amazing person in the world. She’s hot, smart, and will make you feel like you’re the most important person ever.
She said I was the most important person in her life and then asked me to do her math homework.
She called me 'the most amazing person' and then cried when I said I wasn't.
She said I was the best friend ever and then broke up with me. That was unfair.
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Kaitlyn is the smartest girl around. She’s happy all the time and will make you feel like the luckiest person on Earth.
She said I was the luckiest person in the world and then asked me to do her math homework.
She was happy all day and made me cry because I was so happy.
She stayed healthy and made me promise to stay healthy too. I broke the promise.
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