kaitlyn thurman

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Kaitlyn Thurman is the most dank person on the planet. She’s hot as hell and loves blue more than most people love breathing.
Kaitlyn is so dank, even the blue in her eyes is jealous.
She’s the only person who can make blue look fancy.
If blue had a best friend, it would be Kaitlyn Thurman.
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Kaitlyn Thurman is the crispest person you’ll ever meet. She’s beautiful and nice, but don’t test her patience.
Kaitlyn is so crisp, she could freeze your soul with a smile.
She’s nice, but if you mess with her, she’ll make you cry.
Kaitlyn’s niceness is like a crisp apple, it’s real, but don’t bite too hard.
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Kaitlyn Thurman is the most awesome person ever. She’s pretty and kind, but she’s also got a mean streak.
Kaitlyn’s awesome, but if you’re an idiot, she’ll make you pay for it.
She’s pretty and kind, but don’t think she’s weak.
Kaitlyn’s awesome like a rainbow after a poop storm.
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