kaitlyn the giraffe

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A human who lives in Apex and only eats pizza and rage
I’ve seen Kaitlyn the Giraffe play Apex for 18 hours straight. She didn’t even blink.
Kaitlyn the Giraffe logged out of Apex to go to the bathroom. That’s when I knew something was wrong.
Kaitlyn the Giraffe got a pizza delivery during a match. She ate it while trying to kill someone.
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A person who thinks Apex is a religion and Kaitlyn is the prophet
Kaitlyn the Giraffe was praying to the Apex gods before the match started.
I tried to talk her out of Apex. She said I was cursed.
Kaitlyn the Giraffe got banned from Apex. She now calls it a divine test.
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A human who would rather die than stop playing Apex
Kaitlyn the Giraffe fell asleep at her keyboard. She still didn’t stop playing Apex.
Kaitlyn the Giraffe got into a fight with her roommate. It was over Apex.
Kaitlyn the Giraffe got a flat tire. She played Apex until the battery died.
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