kaitlyn stopper

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#guinea pig lover #annoying genius #Dolan Twin fan

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Kaitlyn Stopper is the smartest person in the world but also the most annoying. She’s got a huge obsession with guinea pigs and talks about them like they’re celebrities. Julia is her weird sidekick who thinks the Dolan Twins are the best thing since sliced bread.

I’m gonna die if Kaitlyn starts talking about guinea pigs again.

Julia just texted me a photo of the Dolan Twins wearing hats. I don’t know what that means.

Kaitlyn knows more about guinea pigs than my mom knows about my grades.

by Slangipedia 23h ago

Kaitlyn Stopper is a brainy pain in the ass who thinks guinea pigs are the top of the food chain. She has a bestie named Julia who’s obsessed with the Dolan Twins and thinks they’re the most beautiful people alive.

Kaitlyn just told me guinea pigs can solve math problems. I don’t believe her.

Julia sent me a DM saying the Dolan Twins are like my soulmates.

Kaitlyn thinks guinea pigs are better than pizza. I don’t even know what that means.

by Slangipedia 23h ago

Kaitlyn Stopper is a brainy annoyance who can’t stop talking about guinea pigs like they’re the most important thing ever. Her best friend Julia is a Dolan Twins fanatic who thinks they’re the best people who ever lived.

Kaitlyn just explained guinea pig diets to me. I’m not sure I’ll ever eat again.

Julia says the Dolan Twins are like her personal heroes.

Kaitlyn knows more about guinea pigs than I know about my life.

by Slangipedia 23h ago