kaitlyn stalbert

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#human tornado#moral saint#pizza revenge

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A human tornado who never stops moving and has the moral compass of a saint. She knows every size and doesn't back down from anything. Her motto is 'go big or die trying, and I'm not wearing a bra for this.'
She ran a mile in heels and told me I was 'slow as a snail in traffic.'
She gave the worst guy in class a detention just because he laughed at her math test.
She ate an entire pizza by herself and said, 'This is my revenge.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A monster who can do anything and never lets you down. She's the nicest person in the world but will slap you if you try to steal her fries. Her favorite phrase is 'go big or go home, and I'm not wearing a bra for this.'
She finished her homework in five minutes and told me I was 'a slacker with no life.'
She beat the principal at a game of chess and called him a 'dumb old man.'
She helped me with my math test and said, 'You’re gonna pass or I’m gonna fail with you.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The fastest person ever, and she doesn’t hold back when she needs to. She’s the purest heart you’ll ever meet and knows every size. Her motto is 'go big or go home, and I’m not wearing a bra for this.'
She ran to class before the bell even rang and said, 'You’re late, and you’re a disgrace.'
She helped me with my science project and said, 'You’re gonna pass or I’m gonna fail with you.'
She ate three burgers in one sitting and said, 'This is my revenge.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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