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#brain explosion#total idiot#hot and funny

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A girl so good she makes your brain explode. She’s the best at everything. You’re lucky if she notices you. She’s hot, funny, and she’ll make you look like a total idiot if you don’t keep up.
She asked me if I knew what a prime number was. I said no. She said, 'You’re literally the worst.'
I texted her a meme. She replied with a whole essay on why the meme was wrong.
She laughed at my joke. Then she made one that destroyed mine.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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A girl so perfect she should be on a throne. She knows your favorite food and your least favorite teacher. She’s like a superhero who also happens to be the biggest dork on the planet.
She told me my math test was 'a disgrace.' Then she solved the whole thing in her head.
She wore a hat to school and called it 'fashion.' I called it 'a crime.'
She asked me what I thought about the moon. I said, 'It’s cool.' She said, 'It’s a perfect sphere.'
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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The best girl in the world. She’s got the brains, the looks, and the ability to make you feel like a total loser if you don’t pay attention.
She got an A+ on a test. I got a C. She said, 'You should’ve studied.'
She texted me a joke. I texted her a whole essay on why the joke was bad.
She called me 'the weakest link.' I called her 'a walking legend.'
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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