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A brainless twat who fell for a dwarf with a beard
Kaitlyn may is the worst. She thinks a hobbit is a cool guy.
Why is she still with that bearded loser?
That hobbit is the only thing keeping her from being a total disaster.
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A dumbass who married a lumpy little man
She’s like the most basic of basic girls.
That man looks like he eats dirt for breakfast.
She’s the reason the world is getting dumber.
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A clueless cow who can’t tell a hobbit from a horse
She thought that bearded guy was a wizard.
She still doesn’t know what a hobbit is.
She thinks he’s a magical horse from the forest.