kaitlyn labelle

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a bleeding mess who thinks she's a queen
She texted me at 3 a. m. crying about her period and her life.
She posted a selfie with cramps and called it 'royalty mode.'
She tried to flirt with my brother while bleeding all over the couch.
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a human toilet who thinks she's hot
She told me she was 'hot and ready' while eating a muffin and crying.
She sent me a photo of her face and the toilet seat.
She claimed she was 'fluent in cramps' and 'period magic.'
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a girl who screams about her period and thinks she's a goddess
She yelled at her mom for not giving her tampons.
She called her period 'the holy fire' and cried about it.
She texted me mid-scream: 'I’m a goddess, and my period is the apocalypse.'
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